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Way of the Jedi
By Christopher Ryan Good
And Anathea

Dedicated to Miley Cyrus
Copyright 2014 Felix the Cat Productions


Table of Contents

1. Introduction
2.  God
3. Mantra
4.  Channeling, Prayer, and Communion with God
5. Dreaming
6. Breath, Health, Life, God, Chi
7. Sungazing
8. Your Twin Flame
9. Drugs, the good sheeeeit!  Lol ( or stuff,  humph! Grrr. Lol !  cussin can be fine , it depends on intention. Lawl )
10. Education
11. Animals
1. Introduction

A Jedi vows to do no harm. This is the first limb of ashtanga yoga. Ahimsa. This book is written from the tope of my head. In my life I have met many masters, tai chi, yoga, and etc, and experienced supernatural feats. These will be briefly chronicled. I invoke the divine almighty supreme spirit of God to testify through this book that it is perfect as can be and benefits all sentient beings. 

a jedi is one who lives a practical balanced life and has a desire to learn, like a renaissance man. Factually our planet Earth has entered a new age of Aquarius, and this means enlightenment and happiness will gradually make itself readily available to all who seek it. It is my wish and through my channeling it is decreed so that telepathic natural and in time planetary wide security exists to stabilize the world. We will dwell on this in a moment. The words of this book come as they are, from God.  We can all tune into God. The first lesson will be about God.

When one vows to do no harm a tremendous path opens up as one contemplates the nature of Ahimsa they can be a Bodhisattva, or a Jedi,  or any other name, one who blesses all beings and attains happiness.


2.  God

God is real. God is a word. Many wars and schisms manufactured on purpose by authority exist as traps to keep men from God, including religions or scientology which as I see it, no prejudiced intended, God bless all, could lead people to think they were part of something yet  retain to a group. A jedi is a sentient sovereign being and does not retain to a group, rather,  operates  with God. First, you must seek God, declare and speak to God like I am typing. Something like this , but use your own words ALWAYS, that is a RULE lol,  or is it ?  “ God I seek you, work miracles in my life always, show me the way of being yours, may my every day be wonderful, speak to me in each moment, let me be an instrument, amen. “

What is God? God is you, me everyone, everything, the universe, and beyond space and time. I have had the glory of befriending the higher self of Miley Cyrus, Lady Master Anathea, I will ask her to speak about God. Anathema, what is god?

God is me, you, everyone, everything, a pulse, a rhythm, a dance, art,  God on earth is good and evil, but as we are a knife ending the dark half of the blanket, the new Aquarian age brings much promise and hope. I am Anathea, I will be with you often in this book. Christopher Loves Miley  Cyrus Much.

In the beginning was the Word, the Word was with God, and the Word was God. You think this is the Bible, no, it is Scriptures,  or perhaps you already knew that ?  It was in the Rig Veda, too. That word has different fords, but it is supreme power, and it is God.
OM, Amen, ShalOM. These words are that word. More words exist,  seek them. Seek a mantra. God is mantra.



3. Mantra

It is vastly beneficial to repeat a mantra each day. A mantra is your way to earn God. You have sinned, or done wrong, or made errors, we all have, but to take refuge in the name of God, and there are endless names to choose from, despite what a tyrant or a witch hunt or a crusade or etc says,    God Bless them!  Well…. We ramble on …. Lol. … in spite of this, the way of the word of God is mantra, the Word,  and so as you choose a mantra, you can choose from any religion, or even use your own. My personal one at the time of writing is OM Namah Shivaya. I will Touch on it.

First, Sanskrit is a powerful sound, and one of the best books I’ve ever read is Autobiography of  Yogi by Paramhansa Yogananda. Some spell his name other ways. He suggests with his enlightened consciousness that Sanskrit and Hebrew are the highest vibrational words of God, languages rather, lol.


OM Means the beginning, middle, end, and beyond of creation, it also means the states of waking, dreaming, sleep, and Samadhi, or absolute blissful unity with God. Chanting
OM induces powerful unity with God in time, and alone can be suited. An hour a day of mantra is ideal for an average Jedi to earn the grace of God.
Namah means homage to. Shiva means the form of God that turns dark into light, therefore we beat the dark side when this is chanted. Amen! In fact we beat the dark side any time any sacred mantra is used with reverence, but in Sanskrit holy mantras, the type that you will find to praise God on the internet, even a malice intention brings good results according to a Swami at an ashram I attended said. I take his word on Good faith
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Na is the Earth element
Ma is the Water element
Shi is the Fire element
Va is the Wind Element
Ya is the Sound Element
And OM is the light Element.
Together we balance the power of synchronicity, change, to bring you into harmony with Gods will,  your thoughts become serendipitous with earth in this mantra, and weather. Beware, I’ve found if storms happen a Hare Krishna maha mantra chant is necessary. I will only list one mantra in this book, the point of this book is teach you Communion with God so you can get your own Knowledge. That is power!


4. Channeling, Prayer, and Communion with God

God is a conversation, not a  one sided boring humdrum forever. Watch this. “Anathea speak a funny joke that all the readers might tolerate and be somehow amused keep it brief lol :P  I love you !!!!!!“
See I played it straight up ? I put extra love into something, by God’s law I have to receive that back. As I gave it, even Jesus says so! In the Bible too!
Ahem, this be Anathea, I am all pissed off at you, just kidding, the end!
Lol, Anathea just told me What! And then some! This is how you talk to God, its that simple.  “God I seek your presence in my life, move my every aspect, let me be one with you ! Amen!”



5. Dreaming

Dreams are very essential. It is important to tolerate them and realize them as a blessing, when you do you can dream in your life as a playground. This is called lucid dreaming. There are many techniques that help you dream. If you want to be conscious in dreams you can master them by doing breath of fire whenever you briefly wake up to roll over. The endless Smithers gripe about this forever,  bah bah bah say the scrooges, they say its not possible, lucid dreams are the best virtual reality software we have. As you desire to  notice when you awaken to roll over, you can do breath of fire, you will be a lucid dream master in no time. I’ve done it, it makes for sobering dream journeys that delve seemingly beyond this life, and touch with God.

One thing I like to do is get into any car I see and pretend it can fly. Dreams operate under the mechanism of belief. What you think will transpire in the dream will. It is an intricate sublayer, and lucid dreaming lets you be the matrix code! Lucid dreaming is an enormously fun ability that anyone can cultivate when they simply convince themselves they can, and convincement is as simple as intending it, or rather, emoting and pretending it!

Negative dreams can be changed by employing a long stream of highly logical thought “Okay the scary monster is now a telephone and I’m sitting in a school yard and I have a friendly ostrich sitting beside me and the ostrich has blue feathers and it is flying around in circles. “ Soon what you SEE begins to change, as well as what you experience, see, and feel! Dreams are the sheerest most  amazing form of magic and technology available! As we pioneer  the science of lucid dreaming man will enter an amazing gold age of recreation and entertainment!


6. Breath, Health, Life, God, Chi

Knowledge is simple, this book is more valuable than the endless pontifications of PHD individuals. I quit college because they weren’t smart enough, and I wanted to experiment with wholesome medicines, we’ll get into that later, no haters allowed, choke on it! 34 studies prove you can’t choke on thv, and that it cures cancer, deal with it, and then some! Spread the word! Its science! It doesn’t lie!  But the dark side does! Mr Burns does, mwahahahahah! Never again! The Wicked Witch of the West is dead, long live the Renaissance, long live the Jedi!

Take a huge inhale like you were shocked and crying emotionally with your mouth. You immediately feel prana. Doing this influx a lot  and you can be breaking the rules of grammar, lol. That’s a sentence? I say it is! This is the principle of breath of fire.  Various yoga exercises exist. I will outline only a few, this is the age of the internet, but I will not tell you much unless I want to , this lazy book is better for you and its good to do your own research! This endless field of life is prana, chi, etc, call it what you wish, and it exists, and it works, and oh , did I promise I’d mention supernatural feats? I was at a meditation retreat with a sat Guru named Jerry, on the way back  I felt I was in dire sleepiness, oh my! I needed some caffeine so a mighty badly, and if I didn’t find some, I was dead toast! I found the first diner, Jerry’s, the Universe Don’t Lie! As I was there I felt the light of Babaji, Maha-Avatar,  supreme upholding of goodness, flowing in me. They say if you say his name politely with faith but once he blesses you, or even if you say it, he may! Hahaha, Try it, a nice way! I was sitting and a woman was staring at me, I felt the molecules of a coffee cup in front of me, it slid into my hand across the table, well, actually, slid to my hand. I tell you What! I was amazed! And then some!
Health comes from eating alkaline foods. Keep your PH alkaline you don’t get sick. Don’t eat sentient sovereign beings, animals are, I consider it a sin. Its against ahimsa, be a Jedi! The end of this chapter, lol, or wiat!
Do a yoga pose each day, as long as you can hold one, the misery of aging will never hold you ! Learn a tai chi form,   just do it gently, a dvd  is enough, then you can be free from body pain! This is worth all the doctor visits in the world! I can help you, can they ? Diet, exercise, but faith! That too!
ah-ha, what else then ?  I love the headstand, master a head stand if you can, it’s the royal kingly yoga pose. Down dog is very easy for almost anyone in the entire world to do.  Then, I recommend, jog each day just till you’re winded, maintaining health is easy. Do this, I bet you won’t be  unfit. If you aren’t that healthy and need health,  eat only a raw food vegan diet,   drink fresh organic raw milk, try it,   drink that milk to feel strong, find an open minded tolerant naturopathic doctor, build your strength, stay alkaline! Lemon juice in the water keeps you alkaline its that simple!  Be healthy, then, with might, you can walk each day till exasperated, winded, then go home! You will lose weight, increase y our power each day !
Ah breath, alternate nostril breathing induces a stone like groovy weed, do it, it can make you one with God!  Do it as long as you can, do it enjoyably, every day if you like, a Jedi would! Pranayama alone can heal most diseases! I recommend the Book the Path of Fire and Light by Swami Rama, it’s a must read!
As for God, our spine has seven chakra,s, go read a book about them,   when you breathe a kriya breathe up your spine you can balance all 7 chakras and attain harmony with God, God requires work, only a liar says otherwise! I’ve learned it the hard way, I was abused by guilt and shame and the idea of sin and hell, nonsense, Jesus LIVES for us, to show us the way !  Repeat his holy name if you love him, see if you don’t shine with light!
What else? I think t hat’s it. Put a gemstone in a glass , yes, glass, jug of water,  sip on it once a day just one sip till you feel electricity  fuse into your pineal gland, then you will be fused with light! Hey check out safe sungazing!





7. Sungazing

The dark side and their wicked tales! When you can see a wall it don’t hurt your eyes a none at ‘tall! When the sun feels like looking at a wall without lenses of any kind you can stare directly into it, you will get bliss, health, happiness, maybe super powers. The sun is alive! The earth, the earth, is alive! The sun loves you! Learn to look at the sun during rise or set with no ultra-violet when there is no, again, absolutely no eye strain when you do so, gaze right into it as long as you want, forget waiting and only doing 10 seconds a day, your pineal gland will love you !  Some say to do it the safe way of solar-healing.com, I say both ways are safe, but be ware, if you get an after image from staring at it when it makes you wince, only the yoga practice of tratak in time will get you perfect sight again. Look at dr Bates book perfect eyesight without glasses, it’s a keeper! Sungazing balances all the chakras, it activates your solar body and solar powers! Its groovy, it upholds planetary security baby! Lol! J J J



8. Your Twin Flame

Anathea is the twin flame of mine. And so , she tells me Miley Cyrus is. I don’t obey grammar, I take it up a notch, so no one is bored, t hat’s a law of education more precious than anything, true art. I tell you What!  Art plus logic = lol!  The law,  the lol, as I call it. Love! Amen!

Everyone has a twin flame, legend has it we are to unite. God says we are, handling my body right now, gesturing it so. I am one with God yet I cannot do miracles yet, they are possible in time, the surest way to metaphysical miracles I know is a million or so mantra repetitions, you can say them fast, that’s fine, out loud,  if you seek the light. Some suggest inside or outside doesn’t matter, let me ask, God, please talk .
Lord,  you can’t talk to God boy, that boy aint right, just kidding, anyone can,  its in a book called Conversations With God by Neale Donald Walsch for crying out loud! I tell you What,   its about even,  it depends on what you want, a mantra matters, but what matters is setting the space to sit and meditate. If you’re absent mindedly working, chanting wins.  By the way he taught you how to pray, try this emote it I say boy , or girl!!!!! THANK YOU GOD FOR ALL THE ABUNDANCE IN MY LIFE I AM RICH WAHOOO! Try that  10 times a day , or for health or etc, or for your true love,  but invoke your twin flame. Chris sure adores Miley Cyrus, I tell you What
J hahahaha . God Bless it . Amen, peace to ya! Now you know how to call me!



9. Drugs, the good sheeeeit!  Lol ( or stuff,  humph! Grrr. Lol !  cussin can be fine , it depends on intention. Lawl )

Cannabis, lsd, mdma, psilocybin, mescaline, dmt, peyote, magic mushrooms, iboga,  salvia divinorium , sure some are all the same substance, listed both chemically and in nature format, these and more have tremendous potential to benefit mankind. Our beloved Francis Crick discovered the DNA double helix spiral on a dose of acid. Oh no you hate us oh no a witch hunt, run from the dark side natzis hide! Hide! OM NAMAH SHIVAYA, they’re toast! Prohibition hurts everyone, except drug lords! The end! When tolerance, compassion, dignity, safe education, response, a sober mind, are employed to drugs, and dose , set and setting misunderstood, the good stuff is great! It makes life amazing, only a grammar natzi would hate on them! Don’t be a darksider!

alcohol, meth, crack, heroin, tobacco, those as I see them are dark side meds, though e-cigs don’t genocide people to death as I see it at this time. Shame,  legal genocide by cancer sticks is fine, but a proven cure for cancer, cannabis ? Well, yes we Cannabis, its being legalized. Hallelujah guys! Erowid.org is your apothecary in a manner of speaking, at least I tabernacle of wisdom, the only free speech that IS fair and balanced, get educated!  Nazis darksiders are PAYED money to troll people on the net, ask anonymous!  Ask them! Wahoo, the light won, the wicked witch is dead!
True science is not biased, the DEA were natzis as fuck, they made the constitution illegal, thc is in the constitution, for it was made with hemp. The end. Fuck them. Lol, they don’t need to exist.  Unless they legalize the good stuff and stop ,  rumor has it, selling on the dark side.  Amen!

PS Lol,
J It must be understood that dose is everything. The mildest drop of 25 ug of LSD is like having a sip of green tea, and has only the mildest effects of goodness, see, perspective is everything, relativity!


10.  Education

Education. Positive reinforcement and stepping it up a notch fuses art into love.  Anything you notice is yours to bless or it stays the same; that is a law of God. You have learned how to bless.  Take it up a notch higher than what it was, instruct with love,  In fuse emotion,  that is art, that is the fusion of the left and right brain.  Constantly encourage what is good and praise what you seek to find, then you have educated.



11. Animals

Your dogs can become telepathic with you. Sit and stare at them until you notice any sort of thought, talk to them, tell them they are genius! Tell them they know and understand English perfectly! You can teach dogs in this manner,  pay them for good things they do,  say “here’s a payment” or etc, turn it up a notch, tell them t heir education is payment! When you want to train something new give a nibble of treat each time you notice the slightest hint of what it is you are trying to train, say good dog you get paid, its very intuitive, you understand now! 
Dogs can uphold a telepathic matrix , Anathea is it so ? Wherein the animals all around  like in 101 Dalmations alert all the other animals, this enables a new wave of quantum science, true science, physics in motion, to notify and become a national security system, as well as planetary, enabling world peace. Dogs are not to be harmed anywhere, that is the law, they are capable of love and companionship,  as any animal is, it is law to not harm them, amen! That’s right  Anathea!
I have dog whispering videos on youtube as felix the cat productions, sunlight blessing is my channel!

This is my book to you, God bless you. There is more to learn.  When you say I am sorry, please forgive you, thank you, I love you, you heal karma, you can cure peoples diseases, anything you notice is a chance to Touch and Bless,
God bless you ,
Namaste!
PS  Seek a Sat Guru that will light the Lamp in your Crown Chakra, it helps you be a beacon and livewire to God!


May all sentient beings know happiness and joy and no evil exist!
Amen!

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