Why bread should be illegal.

Message from the Bread Enforcement Agency :

99 % of all crimes are committed within 3 months of eating bread.
The average teenager who gets pregnant has had bread within 3 months of conception.

Most school children eat bread before using illicit drugs or play violent video games.

Some kids call bread "toast, " or "rolls " .

Many times if someone has bread taken away from themselves by force they react with anger and/or violence.

Bread is a multi-billion dollar industry.

In old tymes bread used to have ergot growing on it sometimes which contained an organic LSD like compound on it, which got people feeling awesome, but then fearful people thought they were witches.

So in cases of witchery , many witches have eaten bread recently.

If someone is deprived of bread in solitary confinement they may go insane.

The people that killed Jesus probably ate bread.

When burnt to a crisp and eaten in ashes bread can be harmful to our health.

A person can overdose on as little as 27 loafs of bread.

Sometimes bread is very hot when it comes from the stove, so someone could burn themselves accidentally.

America is a free country, so therefore we must ban bread for no apparent reason, defying the opinion of all medical science and many bread enforcement officials, based upon strange ideas that don't make sense.

If you know someone who likes bread, make up lies about bread use being bad for them, they will get upset. This proves they are mentally unstable.

If your neighbors don't eat bread, go gossip about how bad bread is.
After all Jesus sharing bread with people and not charging money was communism, and that is bad, so therefore bread is bad.

These things don't make sense at all are devoid of democratic input , and are used to persecute people.

Legalize freedom.